one time when i was like 14 i was really excited because i actually had money to get my family good christmas gifts. i knew my mom was recently on a neil young kick, so i got her a neil young cd. i don’t remember which one, but let’s just say it was “time fades away” (because that album is pretty…
American Horror Story
- Jacob: I wanna see zombie sex
- Jacob: zombie ass
- Mary: I know!!! that's what I was thinking
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In which Mary gives me a pep talk.
- Believe in magic.
- Believe
- In YOU
- Because I've seen that magic.
- Its in your heart.
- Heart magic.
- I'm really sorry.
- Jacob: I think tonight I'm going to go sit in a Subway
- the restaurant
- and just sing the Five Dollar Footlong song over and over until they call the cops
- then I'm going to SmartBar
- YOU CANT TAME A MAVERICK
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
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