imyourmotherdealwithit:

one time when i was like 14 i was really excited because i actually had money to get my family good christmas gifts. i knew my mom was recently on a neil young kick, so i got her a neil young cd. i don’t remember which one, but let’s just say it was “time fades away” (because that album is pretty…

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uncanny.

uncanny.

American Horror Story

  • Jacob: I wanna see zombie sex
  • Jacob: zombie ass
  • Mary: I know!!! that's what I was thinking
derp

derp

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In which Mary gives me a pep talk.

  • Believe in magic.
  • Believe
  • In YOU
  • Because I've seen that magic.
  • Its in your heart.
  • Heart magic.
  • I'm really sorry.
  • Jacob: I think tonight I'm going to go sit in a Subway
  • the restaurant
  • and just sing the Five Dollar Footlong song over and over until they call the cops
  • then I'm going to SmartBar
  • YOU CANT TAME A MAVERICK

eatmyillinoisdust:

the part of the video that I can’t stop watching. 

oh god

Mondays blow.

Mondays blow.

holy shit fuck this motherfucking adorable cat.

holy shit fuck this motherfucking adorable cat.

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Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

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Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

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